For fans of classic comedy, Caddyshack holds a special place in cinematic history. Packed with memorable one-liners, quirky characters, and hilarious moments, this 1980 cult favorite continues to entertain audiences decades later.
If you’re reminiscing about Bill Murray’s gopher antics, Rodney Dangerfield’s outrageous zingers, or Chevy Chase’s deadpan delivery, the movie is a treasure trove of quotable gems.
This collection of Caddyshack quotes will help you relive those unforgettable scenes, spark laughter, and even help you find the perfect caption, toast, or conversation starter.
Let’s dive in!
Bill Murray Caddyshack Quotes ๐ฏ
- Be the ball ๐๏ธ
- Cinderella story, out of nowhere ๐
- I don’t think the heavy stuff’s gonna come down for quite a while ๐ง๏ธ
- This crowd has gone deadly silent ๐ฆ
- It’s in the hole! ๐ฏ
- The Cinderella boy is about to become the Masters champion ๐
- I have to laugh, because I’ve outsmarted myself ๐คฃ
- Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations ๐ฟ๏ธ
- I smell varmint poontang ๐
- I’m a looper, a caddie ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
- You gotta make your future happen ๐ฐ๏ธ
- I had to kill all the golfers ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ซ
- There won’t be any money, but on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness ๐ง
- Gophers, the little brown, furry rodents ๐พ
- He’s a menace ๐ฆน
Best Caddyshack Quotes ๐
- So I got that going for me, which is nice ๐
- It’s easy to grin when your ship comes in ๐ข
- Don’t sell yourself short, you’re a tremendous slouch ๐
- Hey, everybody, we’re all gonna get laid! ๐
- I bet you slice into the woods a hundred bucks ๐ค
- Spaulding, get your foot off the boat! ๐ค
- You’re rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body ๐งก
- That’s a peach, hon ๐
- Pick up that blood ๐ฏ
- Thank you very little ๐
- The world needs ditch diggers too ๐ง
- Your uncle molests collies ๐ถ
- You buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup ๐ฒ
- But it looks good on you ๐ฉ
- I want a hamburger, no, cheeseburger, no, a hot dog ๐ญ
Rodney Dangerfield Caddyshack Quotes ๐
- Hey, everybody, we’re all gonna get laid! ๐
- This is the worst looking hat I ever saw ๐ฉ
- Oh, but it looks good on you ๐
- Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it ๐ฃ
- You should come out of a tailpipe ๐
- This steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it ๐
- I get no respect ๐คท
- The whole place sucks ๐งน
- You scratched my anchor! โ
- You must have been something before electricity ๐ก
- My dinghy is bigger than your boat ๐ข
- I almost got hit by lightning ๐ฒ
- Nice try, but you’re in big trouble ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
- This is a hybrid, between a tuna and a lion ๐ฆ๐ฆ
- Your wife is lovely, she’s dead, right? โฐ๏ธ
Funny Caddyshack Quotes ๐คฃ
- So I got that going for me, which is nice ๐
- I’m no slouch myself ๐
- Don’t sell yourself short ๐ฏ
- Be the ball ๐๏ธ
- You’re not good, you’re not bad, you’re worse ๐
- I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber ๐ฅ
- Thank you very little ๐
- Gophers, the little brown, furry rodents ๐พ
- This is a hybrid, between a tuna and a lion ๐ฆ๐ฆ
- Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it ๐ฃ
- Nice hat… looks good on you ๐ฉ
- My dinghy is bigger than your boat ๐ข
- Pick up that blood ๐ฏ
- You scratched my anchor! โ
- There won’t be any money, but on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness ๐ง
Caddyshack Quotes Bill Murray ๐ฟ๏ธ
- Cinderella story, out of nowhere ๐
- Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations ๐พ
- I smell varmint poontang ๐
- Gophers, the little brown, furry rodents ๐ฟ๏ธ
- It’s in the hole! ๐ฏ
- I’m a looper, a caddie ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
- I have to laugh, because I’ve outsmarted myself ๐คฃ
- This is a Cinderella story ๐
- The crowd has gone deadly silent ๐ฆ
- He’s a menace ๐ฆน
- Be the ball ๐๏ธ
- The heavy stuff’s not coming down for a while ๐ง๏ธ
- Total consciousness on your deathbed ๐ง
- The greenskeeper ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
- He’s got about a five iron ๐๏ธ
Obscure Caddyshack Quotes ๐
- Spaulding, get your foot off the boat ๐ค
- You’ll get nothing and like it! ๐ซ
- Pick up that blood ๐ฏ
- I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber ๐ฅ
- Your uncle molests collies ๐ถ
- This is a hybrid, between a tuna and a lion ๐ฆ๐ฆ
- You’re rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body ๐งก
- Thank you very little ๐
- My dinghy is bigger than your boat ๐ข
- You buy a hat like this, you get a free bowl of soup ๐ฒ
- But it looks good on you ๐ฉ
- The world needs ditch diggers too ๐ง
- You scratched my anchor! โ
- Nice try, but you’re in big trouble ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
- Your wife is lovely, she’s dead, right? โฐ๏ธ
Chevy Chase Caddyshack Quotes ๐ฉ
- Be the ball ๐๏ธ
- Don’t sell yourself short, you’re a tremendous slouch ๐
- You’re rather attractive for a beautiful girl ๐งก
- Thank you very little ๐
- I’m no slouch myself ๐
- Spaulding, get your foot off the boat ๐ค
- You’re not good, you’re not bad, you’re worse ๐
- This is a hybrid, between a tuna and a lion ๐ฆ๐ฆ
- Pick up that blood ๐ฏ
- You scratched my anchor! โ
- You buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup ๐ฒ
- But it looks good on you ๐ฉ
- The world needs ditch diggers too ๐ง
- I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber ๐ฅ
- Nice try, but you’re in big trouble ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
Famous Caddyshack Quotes ๐ฌ
- Hey, everybody, we’re all gonna get laid! ๐
- So I got that going for me, which is nice ๐
- Be the ball ๐๏ธ
- Cinderella story, out of nowhere ๐
- Don’t sell yourself short ๐ฏ
- It’s in the hole! ๐ฏ
- Thank you very little ๐
- Licensed to kill gophers ๐ฟ๏ธ
- Pick up that blood ๐ฏ
- Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it ๐ฃ
- You scratched my anchor! โ
- You buy a hat like this, free bowl of soup ๐ฒ
- But it looks good on you ๐ฉ
- The world needs ditch diggers too ๐ง
- My dinghy is bigger than your boat ๐ข
Caddyshack Quotes Rodney Dangerfield ๐ฏ
- This is the worst looking hat I ever saw ๐ฉ
- Oh, but it looks good on you ๐
- Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it ๐ฃ
- You should come out of a tailpipe ๐
- This steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it ๐
- I get no respect ๐คท
- The whole place sucks ๐งน
- You scratched my anchor! โ
- You must have been something before electricity ๐ก
- My dinghy is bigger than your boat ๐ข
- Hey, everybody, we’re all gonna get laid! ๐
- Nice try, but you’re in big trouble ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
- This is a hybrid, between a tuna and a lion ๐ฆ๐ฆ
- Your wife is lovely, she’s dead, right? โฐ๏ธ
- Thank you very little ๐
Conclusion
Caddyshack continues to delight audiences with its timeless humor, unforgettable characters, and endlessly quotable lines.
If you’re a longtime fan or discovering it for the first time, these quotes capture the film’s charm and irreverence perfectly.